1) Venice's economy must rely almost solely on tourism.
Living in New York City, I obviously come across my fair share of tourists per day, but this does not compare. I could not imagine how families of people born and raised in Venice who own restaurants and bars (as the majority do) cater their entire lives to strangers from all over the world, seeing different faces every single day running in and out like cattle, struggling to communicate with different languages and mannerisms, visiting their home like a Disneyland spectacle.
But that's just it - it is a spectacle. Venice is a beautiful city. I mean, stunning. It's hard to take a picture here that doesn't look like a postcard. But with that beauty comes an onslaught of photo-ops and guided site tours and overpriced restaurants with crappy food and a great view of the Grand Canal. Venice has capitalized on it's beauty, of course, as one would assume a city would. But it creates the feeling that these streets are just pretty facades to look at rather than the structure of a real-life city. A home to some, even.
2) The neighborhood of Castello is the only "real" part of Venice left.
- as I have been told by native Venetians. And as far as I can tell, they want to keep it that way. It's not always appreciated when a clearly "American" looking girl, like myself, walks into a more locally-known caffe and orders a cappuccino. It feels like an intrusion, on both ends I can profess. I have come across some very friendly places who were more than willing to accommodate my friends and I for dinner and a glass of wine, but I have come across just as many who were not.
3) Venetians are not as up-tight as (most) Americans.
Granted, I feel at ease in the fast paced get-it-done-and-get-it-done-now speed of things New York has to offer, and I realize many people don't find the same need to be constantly on the go and have everything at their convenience, but I find Venice particularly at the opposite end of the spectrum.
They have a "siesta" here, just like in Spain. But there is really no specific time constraint. It should be from about 12:30 to 3, but most businesses take their time to return to work whenever they feel like it, leaving closer to noon and arriving closer to 4pm. And when you're trying to run to an internet caffe to print out your paper in time for class, you may end up waiting outside half an hour for the guy who works behind the desk to wake up from his afternoon nap.
And it's not like you just walked over to that internet caffe. You took a boat. A slow, rocky boat, that may or may not have showed up on time, packed with sweaty, smelly tourists. And when it comes to emergencies - whether involving the police or an ambulance - you bet your booty they're coming by way of that same, slow, take-your-time boat. And what happens if you're in Campo Santa Margarita and there's a bar fight and someone calls the cops? They're very sorry, but they're on a different island and won't be able to make it. WON'T BE ABLE TO MAKE IT. Not showing up late, not calling a different precinct, they are literally are not coming, leaving you stranded with whatever crime or critical injury you may have just encountered. Changing the subject...
4) Venetians don't eat breakfast.
Or maybe they do. But it's usually just a brioche chocolata (chocolate croissant) and an espresso. Protein? Nah. Orange juice? If it's an Italian brand, it's fake. Bacon and eggs? Go to a five-star hotel and order the American continental breakfast for twenty-five euros.
5) Venetians don't eat anything but pasta.
Okay, that may not be entirely true. But while we're on the subject of food, let me just express my personal dilemma.
If I calculated all of the walking I do in a day, all of the step-bridges I have to cross just to get to my freaking apartment, I should be burning a pretty decent amount of calories every day and my bod should be pretty bangin'. The problem starts when all of that hard work is countered with pasta, paninis, prosciutto and mozzarella, and assorted croissants for breakfast. Vegetables? They're usually fried. Sea food? Fried. Grilled chicken and spinach? WHERE?!?
Reading this must make it sound like I am overly critical and hate it here, but I don't. I am just taking this beautiful city for what it is - tourism, bad OJ, and all.